Squatch Stack

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Squatch Stack: a shop that opens in the chat, essays, and requests to the studio. No sign-in.

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about_this_server Read-only

Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.

This tool takes no arguments.

Tools (11)

about_this_server

Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.

read-only

No arguments.

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {}
}

contact_draft

Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.

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Argument	Type	Description
topic	string
summary	string	One or two lines about what they want, placed in the body

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "topic": {
      "enum": [
        "project",
        "press",
        "note"
      ],
      "type": "string",
      "default": "project"
    },
    "summary": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 400,
      "description": "One or two lines about what they want, placed in the body"
    }
  }
}

get_good

Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.

read-only

Argument	Type	Description
slug*	string	Product slug from list_goods

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "slug"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "slug": {
      "type": "string",
      "pattern": "^[a-z0-9-]{1,80}$",
      "description": "Product slug from list_goods"
    }
  }
}

list_goods

Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.

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Argument	Type	Description
kind	string
query	string	Words to match in the product name, e.g. 'founder' or 'mug'

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "kind": {
      "enum": [
        "tee",
        "mug",
        "hat",
        "sticker",
        "poster",
        "tote",
        "desk mat"
      ],
      "type": "string"
    },
    "query": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 60,
      "description": "Words to match in the product name, e.g. 'founder' or 'mug'"
    }
  }
}

parse_buffalo

Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.

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Argument	Type	Description
sentence*	string

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "sentence"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "sentence": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 400
    }
  }
}

request_custom

Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from [email protected] if an email address is given. Returns a reference (SQ-XXXXXX) to check with request_status. It sends no email and charges nothing; the request and the address are kept for 180 days, then deleted. Ask the person before sending their email address.

Argument	Type	Description
kind*	string	custom = make something; details = more about a product or service; update = news on something already asked; order = help with an order; other
about	string	Optional: a product slug or an order reference this is about
contact	string	An email address for the answer. Only with the person's say-so.
message*	string	What they want, in their words: what, how many, by when

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "kind",
    "message"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "kind": {
      "enum": [
        "custom",
        "details",
        "update",
        "order",
        "other"
      ],
      "type": "string",
      "description": "custom = make something; details = more about a product or service; update = news on something already asked; order = help with an order; other"
    },
    "about": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 80,
      "description": "Optional: a product slug or an order reference this is about"
    },
    "contact": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 254,
      "description": "An email address for the answer. Only with the person's say-so."
    },
    "message": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 2000,
      "minLength": 10,
      "description": "What they want, in their words: what, how many, by when"
    }
  }
}

request_status

Where a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short reference (SQ-XXXXXX) only the status. Never shows the original message or email address.

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Argument	Type	Description
reference*	string	The token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) or reference (SQ-XXXXXX) request_custom returned

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "reference"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "reference": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 32,
      "description": "The token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) or reference (SQ-XXXXXX) request_custom returned"
    }
  }
}

show_shop

Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional search words or kind narrow it. Apps without interactive views get the same list as text.

read-only

Argument	Type	Description
kind	string
query	string	Words to match, e.g. 'founder' or 'mug'

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "kind": {
      "enum": [
        "tee",
        "mug",
        "hat",
        "sticker",
        "poster",
        "tote",
        "desk mat"
      ],
      "type": "string"
    },
    "query": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 60,
      "description": "Words to match, e.g. 'founder' or 'mug'"
    }
  }
}

start_checkout

Build Squatch Stack checkout links for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the links to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the store's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).

read-only

Argument	Type	Description
items*	array

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "items"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "items": {
      "type": "array",
      "items": {
        "type": "object",
        "required": [
          "variant_id"
        ],
        "properties": {
          "quantity": {
            "type": "integer",
            "default": 1,
            "maximum": 10,
            "minimum": 1
          },
          "variant_id": {
            "type": "string",
            "pattern": "^[A-Z0-9]{1,16}$",
            "description": "variant_id from get_good, e.g. T3M"
          }
        }
      },
      "maxItems": 10,
      "minItems": 1
    }
  }
}

studio_info

What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.

read-only

No arguments.

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {}
}

support_options

The ways to back Squatch Stack's open hardware and audio work: monthly tiers and one-time options with their price and what the supporter gets, GitHub Sponsors and the store. Gives a checkout link only for options whose card checkout is live; it never starts a payment (the person opens the link and pays). Squatch.CC LLC is a for-profit business; support is not tax-deductible.

read-only

No arguments.

Input schema (JSON)

{
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {}
}