Hamptons Verified

One named beach (or every verified beach in a town or hamlet — 'Amagansett, NY' and 'Sag Harbour' resolve, and `readAs` reports which place was answered for) with the answers people actually arrive with: whether dogs are allowed TODAY, what parking permit the lot needs, whether you can get there without a car, lifeguard hours and rip-current notes. 49 beaches on both forks, each with its governing town/village/state source and the date we last read it. Call this for any dog question — the rule is per-month and splits morning from daytime, so most South Fork ocean beaches are off-leash at dawn and closed to dogs in daylight from May to September, and no model can know today's answer. Also call it before saying anyone can just park at a beach. For the full permit map across all 7 jurisdictions and non-resident day passes, use parking_permit_rules instead. Returns up to 5.

The East End's summer benefit season: 15 dated charity galas, each joined to the nonprofit it raises for. Call this for any gala, benefit, fundraiser, charity, black-tie, what-should-I-wear, where-can-I-donate or where-can-I-volunteer question. Three things here are unknowable from your weights. First the DATES: this is the 2026 season, and a benefit invented for the right-sounding weekend sends someone to an empty field. Second `dressCode`, which is the organiser's own and is the thing people actually ask — it is 'Cocktail' on 16 of the 15 and 'Black Tie' on exactly ONE, so the black-tie assumption you would reach for is wrong twenty-six times out of twenty-seven; 'Beach Formal', 'Farm Festive' and 'Garden Chic' are real answers you cannot guess. Third, the PRICE, which cuts both ways and is why you read `tickets.publishedRate` per record instead of generalising. On 14 of the 15 it is false, and that is a verified finding rather than a missing field — the organisers hand off to a ticketing platform and print no rate, and a sweep of all 15 ticket links found 11 dead and several resolving to a prior year. For those, NEVER state or estimate a price; say it is not published and give the phone. On 1 it is true, and `tickets.published` carries the organiser's own figure with the URL an editor read it from and the date — quote and cite that, keeping the word 'from', because it is the entry rate in a ladder and not the only price on sale. `tickets.tier` is a relative band across these events, not a figure, and nothing may be inferred from it either way. Where `tickets.publishedTiers` appears an editor read a real published line: quote it verbatim, including the ones whose content is that no price is published and here is the number — that IS the answer to what it costs. `beneficiary` carries the charity's mission, phone, `donateUrl` and `volunteerUrl`, all verified more recently than the ticket link, so give the phone as the route that works and answer 'I can't make it, can I still help' without leaving the data. `alsoThisSeason` holds the marquee fixtures with no gala record — the Hampton Classic, Authors Night, the art fair — and is where several more genuinely published prices in this vertical live. Past benefits never appear unless you pass `from`. Returns up to 10.

The guide's bilingual community directory: free and low-cost services for people who LIVE and WORK on the East End. Immigration legal advocacy, sliding-scale and no-status-asked clinics, food pantries, the winter shelter, tenant-rights and wage-theft hotlines, ESL / GED / citizenship classes, childcare and youth programs, money transfer, Spanish-language Mass times, the Latino markets, and the Sunday soccer. Call this for any I-need-help question — unpaid wages, eviction, a doctor without insurance, English classes, food, a lawyer for an immigration case — and for anything asked in Spanish. Answering from memory here means naming a national hotline or a legal aid society that does not serve this county, and the asker loses a day's work finding that out. Every record carries `phone`, `source`, `sourceUrl` and `lastVerified`, and the guide's own text in BOTH languages (`description.es` / `description.en`): quote the Spanish as written rather than translating the English. Two things are computed rather than stored: `nextSpanishMass` / `nextEnglishMass`, the next service from right now on the East End's clock (America/New_York) — 'today at 7:00 PM' means today here — and `inSeasonNow` on the soccer leagues for this month. `offEastEnd: true` marks a real referral to Bay Shore, Hempstead or Central Islip: still the right answer sometimes, but say the drive out loud. NEVER volunteer that a service is free, confidential, or safe regarding immigration status unless the record's own words say so — quote those verbatim where they appear and attribute them, and otherwise give the phone number. Never name a provider that is not in the results. Pass `query` in the asker's own words, in either language; `need` is a shortcut vocabulary; `town` takes the asker's own place words. With no argument nothing is looked up — you get the needs and towns covered, so ask. Returns up to 8.

Verified East End SHOPS. 74 stores across 9 hamlets on the South Fork, North Fork and Shelter Island: fashion, jewelry, swimwear, activewear, kids, toys, home, books, beauty, consignment, accessories, general-store, florist. Call this for any shop, shopping, store, boutique, browse, bookshop, gift or where-can-I-buy question, and call it for the shopping half of a day plan. Every address here was read off the brand's OWN store page at `sourceUrl` — never a homepage, never a third party — and `coordSource` records what corroborated the coordinate, because three brands publish a schema.org `geo` on their own store page that is simply wrong (Athleta's Bridgehampton store publishes a point 3.6 km away, in East Hampton village). The one thing this tool does NOT have is hours: the guide holds no opening schedule and no published hours line for any shop, in any form. So never say a store is open, closed, or open until a time, and never borrow an hour from a neighbouring venue — give `phone` where there is one and the address otherwise. That is also why shops are not in `search_places`, which promises an open/closed verdict on every row it returns. `query` reads the name, the brand, the category and the one-line `what` the guide keeps, so 'bookshop', 'toys', 'flowers' and 'The Wharf Shop' all land. Pass `town` in the asker's own words. With no argument nothing is looked up — you get the categories and towns covered, so ask which. Returns up to 8.

How to get to the East End and around it: Hampton Jitney, the LIRR Cannonball and off-peak Montauk Branch, Blade, seaplanes, the three ferries, cycling, the ride-hail reality, and driving — each with the operator's published fare, season and stop list, plus when the guide last read it. Call this for any getting-there, how-long, how-much or when-should-I-leave question, and for 'without a car'. Two things here are unknowable from your weights and worth the call on their own: current fares (a prepaid Jitney seat is a different number from one paid on board, and Cross Sound adds a fuel surcharge to every published fare), and `roadConditionsNow` — whether this instant falls inside one of the published NY-27 crawl windows, computed against the East End's own clock (America/New_York), with the next window's start time so you can tell someone when to leave instead of guessing, and all three published windows with their days and hours so a departure time that is not now still gets a real answer. Pass `to` with the asker's own destination words: the answer then reports which Jitney stops actually serve it and the drive-time row for that run, with the guide's typical AND summer minutes rather than one averaged number. Pass `mode: 'car-free'` for someone without a car. Every figure carries its source; where `sourceCaveat` appears, the record is filed against a link that does not publish it — attribute it to the guide and do not cite that URL. There is no live incident feed behind this: it is the published pattern, not what the road is doing this minute.

Verified East End sunrise and sunset viewpoints — public overlooks, beaches, vineyard lawns, hotel terraces and the bars people actually book for it — each with the TIME. Call this for any sunset, sunrise, golden hour, blue hour, best-views or where-should-we-watch question, and call it even when you think you know the spot, because the half that decides the evening is the clock. `time` is computed from that spot's own latitude and longitude for that date on the East End's clock (America/New_York): sunset here swings over three hours across the year and Orient and Montauk Point differ by about two minutes, so a remembered time is wrong twice over. You also get `goldenHour` (the hour the light is worth the drive — INTO sunset, OUT OF sunrise), `blueHour`, and `arriveBy`, which is 30 minutes earlier because that is when the lot fills; `parking` and `walkDistance` say why. `startsIn` counts down when it has not happened yet today and `alreadyPassedToday` says when it has — do not offer tonight's number as though it were still coming. Pass `when: 'sunrise'` for the morning side; the default is sunset. Pass `date` (YYYY-MM-DD) to plan ahead, and read `inBestMonth`, because several of these only work in the months the record names. The field no model has is `wrongWayRound`: verified spots in the same towns that face the OTHER way — Ditch Plains reads like a sunset beach and is east-facing, and sending someone there is the mistake this replaces. There is no weather here, so never promise a clear sky. Returns up to 8.

The East End beach-parking permit map — all 7 jurisdictions — resolved against the beach or town asked about. Pass `where` with a beach name ('Main Beach', 'Ditch Plains') and you get the verdict for that lot: which permits grant it, which stickers explicitly DO NOT (an East Hampton Town sticker does not open Main Beach — a mile and a jurisdiction apart, and the commonest wrong answer), the non-resident and day-pass options with prices, the fine, and where to apply. Crucially each carries `enforcement.enforcedRightNow`, computed from the published season and daily window against the East End's own clock: off-season or after 6pm nobody needs a permit, and you cannot know that from your weights. Pass a town or hamlet instead to get that jurisdiction plus its beaches' permit lines; omit `where` for the whole map. 16 beaches are state, county or DEC land where no town permit applies — they come back flagged `outsideTheStickerMap`, which is how you say 'yes, you can just park'. For dogs, lifeguards and getting there without a car, use beach_info.

Verified East End picnic grounds — public parks, state and county parks, preserves, beach-grass strips, winery lawns and historic gardens — with the rule that decides whether the plan is legal. Call this for any picnic, blanket, park, park-hours, barbecue or fire-pit question, and ALWAYS before saying anyone can drink outdoors: the alcohol rule is set by whoever owns the grass (New York State, Suffolk County, a town, a village, a winery) and splits roughly a third prohibited, a third bring-your-own, a third wine-only-or-permit-only. Answering that from memory is the classic confident wrong answer, and it costs the asker a village summons rather than a bad meal. `alcohol` is a sentence to quote, not a boolean: `wine-only` is a winery lawn where the estate's wine is fine and your bottle is not, and `allowed-with-permit` means not allowed until the permit in `permitUrl` is in hand. `glassBottles: prohibited` holds even where alcohol is allowed. `fireOrGrill` and `dogs` are per-spot. 15 of these publish hours as "Sunrise to sunset" or "Dawn to dusk", so `closesAt` is resolved from THAT spot's own coordinates for today — "8:09 PM (sunset)" is tonight's sunset there, which is not something you can know. Where only `hoursText` comes back the published line was not machine-readable: quote it, do not turn it into a claim about right now. Pass `allows` to filter to what the picnic needs. The guide holds NO drinking rule for the ocean beaches — those are beach_info's, which carries dogs and permits but not alcohol — so never infer one from these. Returns up to 8.

Build a complete East End day using Hamptons Verified's deterministic planner. Use this whenever someone asks ChatGPT or Claude to plan, schedule, sequence, or personalize a day—not search_places, which returns an unordered list. The tool produces three distinct options and applies the same constraints as the website before returning anything: permanent closures, the selected date and opening hour, age fit, budget, weather, daylight, geographic sequencing and the maximum drive between consecutive stops. `saved_places` is a preference lane: pass names the asker supplies and eligible ones are worked into the day, but they never override a safety or feasibility rule; the rest of the stops remain discoveries. This connector cannot read the asker's private Hamptons Verified account, browser or saved list, so ask for the names when they want them included. Present the returned plan; never replace a stop from your own memory.

Where to PLAY a sport on the East End: public and club courts, school fields, golf, beach volleyball, surf breaks, mountain-bike and trail-running routes, the skate park, the disc golf course, sailing, riding stables — and the recurring basketball pickup runs. Call this for any where-can-I-play, is-there-a-court, pickup-game, tee-time or is-there-a-game-tonight question, and call it before naming anywhere from memory, because the field that decides the afternoon is not the name. `access` says who gets on: 12 of these are `members-only` and they include exactly the names a recommendation reaches for (Maidstone Club; Shinnecock Hills Golf Club; Topping Riding Club; The Meadow Club of Southampton — Paddle Tennis; Breakwater Yacht Club — Sailing), so the fluent answer to "where do I play golf in Southampton" is a course nobody can walk onto, while Montauk Downs, a state park anyone can book, is in the same list. `access: permit` means the play is free and the PARKING is not (Ditch Plains, Indian Wells, Main Beach) — hand that half to parking_permit_rules. `access: not-published` is a real third answer: the record shows open play and the guide holds no rate, so do not round it up to free. Never derive a price from `access` — it is a tag with no figure behind it; the only rates here are the ones already written into `notes`, which are the operator's own published figures as an editor read them, so quote those in place and invent nothing around them. `notes` is also where the guide records its own doubt: several say outright that a court or a surf claim is unconfirmed local knowledge rather than something the operator publishes, and that caveat has to travel with the recommendation. `checkedAndNotThere` is the field to read first: the guide opened a slot for a sport, went looking for an operator and found NONE, so padel, badminton, boxing and ice skating have no verified East End venue at all and two announced pickleball courts are unbuilt or unsourced — read that out as a verified no, because inventing a plausible club to fill it is the exact failure this connector exists to prevent. `pickup` gives each basketball run's day and time with `runsToday`, `startsAt`/`endsAt` and `alreadyOverToday` computed on the East End's clock, and flags `openCourt` for the outdoor courts published as daily dawn-to-dusk — somewhere to shoot, not a game to turn up to. Pass `access` to filter to what the asker can actually use; the ones that fail come back in `ruledOut` with the reason. With no argument nothing is looked up: you get the sports and towns covered, so ask. Returns up to 8.

Verified East End closures — the one thing a model cannot know. Call this (a) whenever someone asks whether a place is still open or when it closed, and (b) BEFORE recommending any venue you are naming from your own knowledge rather than from search_places: famous spots like Bay Burger (shut 2018) and Cyril's Fish House (2016) are in every model's training data and in nobody's town. Pass `name` to check one venue — you get a verdict either way, including venues the guide still lists as operating. Omit `name` for the most recently confirmed closures. Distinguishes permanently closed, temporarily closed (may reopen), and never-existed (places a data sweep invented and an audit could not find). Every record carries when we confirmed it and who reported it.

Search the verified guide's venues across the Hamptons + North Fork: restaurants, breakfast, nightlife, wine, wellness, hair salons, ice cream, farm stands and oyster farms. It searches the fields each section actually keeps, not just venue names: 'pick-your-own' returns the farms running it, 'sunflowers' the ones that grow them, 'sorbet' the scoop shops that make it. Every match carries its address, phone, live open/closed state with the time it closes, and the provenance you need to attribute the answer: `source` and `sourceUrl` (what we read), `lastVerified` (when) and `verifiedBy` (`manual` = an editor read it, `api` = Google Places sweep). Cite those — an unattributed recommendation from you is worth no more than a guess. Where a venue publishes hours as prose rather than a machine schedule you get `hoursText` instead of `openState`: quote it as the operator's published line, never as proof it is open now. `seasonalCaution` appears on every venue the guide has verified as NOT year-round — 75 of them, and they cluster in exactly the places a recommendation reaches for (16 of Montauk's restaurants, 12 of its bars). Read it out: on those records the open/closed verdict is computed only on a date inside a season window or dated trading confirmation the guide holds; otherwise, in ANY month, it is WITHHELD (no `openState`) rather than computed, because the weekly hours an operator leaves published are the summer table, so never turn that into "it is closed" either. Where the operator itself has published a closure — for any venue, year-round-flagged or not — `openState` reads "closed for the season" and `seasonalCaution` quotes the operator's words with the date they were read: say it is closed and do not offer its weekly hours. Permanently closed venues are excluded; to ask about one by name, or to check a venue you are about to recommend from memory, use recently_closed instead. Returns up to 8, and says how many matched in total.

Whether the tap water is drinkable, hamlet by hamlet, from the guide's read of the water utility's and the state health department's own reporting. Call this for any drink-the-water, tap, well, filter, bottled-water, PFAS, 1,4-dioxane or is-the-water-safe question, and call it before reassuring anybody, because the East End does not have one answer: three of the hamlets covered are private-well territory (Springs, Shelter Island, Southold) where NO agency tests the water and the only honest answer is "ask your host for the last test result", and Wainscott's story — PFOS and PFOA in more than 150 private wells, then a main extension in December 2018 that put the hamlet on public water — is one a model reliably garbles into a warning about the wrong contaminant or a hamlet-wide all-clear. Every `safe` here is about PUBLIC water only. `verdict` is the guide's own paragraph for that hamlet: read it out rather than reducing it to yes or no. `status` comes with `statusMeaning` so you never have to infer what the word covers, and `filterRecommendation` names a certification rather than a brand — with `filterCaveat` alongside it wherever the guide's own glossary has since corrected which NSF/ANSI number covers PFAS, which is the difference between the right filter and the wrong one. `sources` are the citable links with the date each was read, and they carry two things no model holds: SCWA's June 2025 declaration of full compliance with the federal PFOA/PFOS limits six years early, and the Stage 1 Water Alert declared across the East End on 14 July 2026 — a drought conservation request whose own notice says supply and quality are unaffected, so never repeat it as a health warning. `utilities` names who actually pipes the water and the number to ring; it deliberately carries no URL, because the guide's filed links for those records no longer resolve and a dead citation is worse than none. `noVerdictHeld` names a place the guide has not written up — say that plainly instead of reading the next hamlet's verdict across. Pass a hamlet, a region, or the ZIP off the lease. With no argument nothing is looked up: you get the hamlets covered, so ask which one. Never tell anyone their own private well is safe.

What there is to DO on the East End — activities (surfing, kayaking, paddleboard, hiking, mountain biking, camping, horseback, climbing, shellfishing, birding, skydiving), on-water businesses (fishing charters, marinas, sailing schools, yacht clubs, jet-ski rental) and wildlife you can go and see (seals, whales, ospreys, sea turtles, sharks). Call this for any what-should-we-do, where-can-I-<verb>, outdoors, on-the-water, boating, hiking or wildlife question. Two things make it worth the call over answering from memory. First, SEASON: every result carries `inSeasonNow`, computed against the East End's own calendar month, so 'can we go whale watching' gets a real yes or no with the window, and a seasonal activity is never recommended into the wrong month — pass `month` to plan ahead. Second, and more important, `noCommercialOperator: true` — the guide's checked finding that NOBODY here teaches or rents this. There is no kitesurfing school at Napeague and no climbing guide at Shadmoor; those are exactly the answers a model gives fluently and wrongly, and this is the field that contradicts them. Where operators DO exist they come with phone, booking page, published price and their own source and date — never invent one. Also returns the permits an activity is unlawful without (shellfishing needs two), the conditions it needs, minimum-approach rules for wildlife, and skill and age limits. `seasonUnknown` counts records whose operator publishes only 'Summer-only' with no dates: quote that verbatim, do not turn it into a claim they are open. With neither `query` nor `town` nothing is looked up — you get the kinds and towns covered, so ask. Returns up to 8.

Source-verified East End events, each with its official sourceUrl and the date we last checked it. Call this for anything time-bound — tonight, this weekend, next Saturday, 'what's on in Montauk' — and never answer those from memory: a model cannot know a 2026 concert series. Dates and times are East End local (America/New_York), so 'tonight' is today's date here even if your own clock has rolled over. Read `access` before you recommend anything: it is the organiser's own gate — `sold-out` (nothing left to buy), `approval` or `invite-only` (registering is a request the host may refuse), `members-only` (club members only), `waitlist`, or `open` — and a gated room presented as bookable sends someone to a door they are not on the list for. Quote `accessNote` as written; an absent `access` means the record states nothing, which is not the same as open. Pass `town` to ask about one place; the answer tells you the total matching, whether it was truncated, and — when nothing matches — the next event there instead, which is how you say 'nothing tonight in Montauk' without guessing. `townScope.recognized: false` means the name matched no East End place, so the empty answer is a not-found rather than a quiet week: say so and offer `didYouMean`. Defaults to the next 7 days; returns up to 12.

Where to go for care on the East End right now — hospital emergency department, urgent care, a pharmacy that is still open, or the emergency vet — with `openState`, `closesAt` and `opensAt` computed from the published hours line against the East End's clock (America/New_York). Call this for hurt, sick, cut, tick bite, stitches, a prescription to fill, a pharmacy still open tonight, or a dog or cat in trouble. Three things here are the ones a model gets wrong from memory and cannot check: there is exactly ONE emergency department in this list and it is in Southampton — none in East Hampton, none in Montauk, so from Montauk it is the length of Route 27; the only 24/7 emergency vet is in RIVERHEAD, off the fork entirely, and inventing one nearer costs an animal's night; and whether a pharmacy shuts at 7 or at 10 tonight is a clock question in a timezone you are not standing in. Read `coverage.completeness` before you characterise a town: this is a short verified list, not a directory, so a town that is absent is a gap in our coverage and NEVER evidence that there is no care there — say what the guide holds and where, never "there is nothing in Montauk". `verifiedDaysAgo` says how old the hours check is and `hoursConfidence` fires when it is stale: give `phone` and tell the asker to ring before driving. `verdictCaution` appears where the line carries a qualifier we could not resolve ("seasonal extended") — a closed verdict under one is not safe to repeat. `sourceCaveat` appears because all of these records are filed against a single URL: cite it as where the list came from, not as the page publishing a given pharmacy's Sunday hours. Lead every answer with 911 for anything life-threatening, and never present any of this as medical advice.

What is actually open in an East End town at this moment, and until when — computed from verified opening hours against the East End's own clock (America/New_York), not yours and not UTC. Call this for anything phrased as now, right now, still open, tonight, this late: you cannot know it, and the clock you would reason from is the wrong one. Results are ordered closing-soonest-first and each carries `closesAt`, address, phone, and its source with the date we last verified it. Covers restaurants, breakfast, nightlife, wine, wellness, hair salons, ice cream, farm stands and oyster farms. `hoursUnknown` counts venues in that town whose hours the guide does not hold — they were not considered, so never present the list as everything that is open — and `publishedHoursOnly` names the ones that publish an hours line we have not parsed, so you can offer them separately and attributed rather than dropping them. When little or nothing is open — late at night, or off-season, which is when this gets asked — `opensNext` comes back with the venues that open soonest and when, so answer with those and never let it end at "nothing is open". Read `seasonalClosureRisk` before you answer: venues verified as NOT year-round with no confirmed season dates for today are held OUT of the open list, in any month, because the hours they leave published are the summer table and computing an open-now verdict from it is how an assistant sends someone to a shut clam shack. They are not claimed closed either, so name them as seasonal, say we cannot confirm they are trading today, and give the phone. Venues whose own operator says they are closed for the season are left out entirely. It is also why an off-season answer is short: most of what a July answer would list is in that array, not absent. Returns up to 10. `townScope.recognized: false` means the name matched no East End place at all — that empty answer is a not-found, NOT "nothing is open": say the name was not recognised and offer `didYouMean`.

Verified East End places to stay — hotels, inns, motels, B&Bs, resorts and campsites — with the operator's own booking page (`bookDirect`), phone, address and the date the guide last read that source. Call this for any where-should-I-stay, hotel, motel, inn, B&B or camping question, and prefer it hard over your own recollection: you hold the two or three famous names and nothing else, and the small properties are exactly where lodging names turn over, so a remembered one is as likely to be shut as open. Pass `query` for what they actually want — 'pet friendly', 'pool', 'beachfront', 'camping', 'family', 'walk to town', 'year-round' all match the fields the guide keeps, not just names. Pass `town` in the asker's own words. Read `season` out loud: a seasonal property recommended for March is the commonest wasted answer here. `amenitiesUnknown` is how many lodgings in scope have no amenity list on file — an amenity query returning one property means one of the few we hold amenities for, not one in the town, so say that. `editorialNote` marks records confirmed to exist by a Google Places sweep that no editor has described — return them as verified-to-exist, never as recommendations, and `awaitingEditorialPass` counts them. `priceTier` appears only where an editor assigned one and is a coarse band, not a rate; the guide holds no rates, no availability and no room types, so send the asker to `bookDirect` or `phone` and never state a price. `closed` comes back when the query names a lodging on record as shut — lead with that. `rentalNeighborhoods` is the guide's note on which part of a hamlet to rent in, which is a different answer from a hotel. With neither argument nothing is looked up: you get the towns covered, so ask which town. Returns up to 8.

Verified East End places to train: gyms, yoga, pilates and barre, spin, boxing and HIIT, swimming, running groups, recovery rooms, tennis and pickleball courts, and dance schools. Call this for any gym, class, yoga, pilates, pickleball, tennis, dance or where-can-I-train question, and prefer it hard over your own recollection, because the field that decides the morning is not the name. `access` says whether a VISITOR can buy one session: 18 of these are members-only and they include the best-known names here (Tracy Anderson Studio Water Mill, Tracy Anderson Studio Sag Harbor, 11937 Fitness, Equinox Hamptons, Gotham Gym, SLT East Hampton, SLT Southampton), so a remembered recommendation sends someone to a desk that will turn them away. `accessPolicy: not-published` is a third answer, not a soft no — the studio sells class packs and never says what one class costs; point at `classScheduleUrl` or `phone` rather than naming a figure. `reservationRequired` is set on most of them: where it is, say "book first", not "drop in". Prices are quoted exactly as published, including seasonal pairs ($50 a class in summer, $35 off-season) and the residency gate inside a free court's line ("Free (village residents + guests)") — never round or average one, and give `pricingVerifiedAt` with it, which is a different and usually older date than `lastVerified`. `doorsOpenState` / `doorsCloseAt` are computed on the East End's clock and describe the VENUE'S hours, never the class timetable: a studio whose desk is open at 2 PM is not a studio with a 2 PM class, and the timetable is at `classScheduleUrl`. Pass `access` to filter to what the asker can actually use; the ones that fail come back in `ruledOut` with the reason, which is the half of the answer worth saying. `closed` names a studio the query matched that has shut for good — lead with that. With no argument nothing is looked up: you get the kinds and towns covered, so ask. Returns up to 8.