Lab telemetry market: 25 x402 USDC-paid tools — leaderboard, KOL signals, outcomes, more.
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Recent lab alerts (drawdowns, retirements, anomalies). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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Recent lab alerts (drawdowns, retirements, anomalies). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Daily equity/PnL histories for the lab's edge-protected bots under stable anonymous handles — real performance, withheld identities; track any handle across snapshots. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Fleet-wide arena summary of the paper-trading lab (bot counts, venues, aggregate equity). Free teaser.
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}Forecast calibration by venue/category — predicted vs realized. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Parsed House/Senate PTR trades: member, ticker, type, amounts, filing lag (last 1000). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Pump.fun deployer index built forward by our launch listener: 900+ creator wallets with launch histories, venue-aware rug counts, first/last seen. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Exposure crowding: where the fleet's directional risk is concentrated. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Cross-venue probability divergences (e.g. Kalshi vs Polymarket gaps). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Fleet-wide daily P&L ledger: totals, venue splits, per-day rows, tape reconciliation — the transparency companion to alpha_track. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}10b5-1 plan detection per insider filing — was the buy pre-scheduled? Per-accession tags plus aggregate plan rates. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Parsed SEC Form-4 insider buys, newest first: roles, titles, shares, price, value, disclosure lag (last 1000). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Narrated detector event stream: meta-signals, distribution flips, known-rugger callouts (last 2000 events). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Memecoin froth gauge, current level plus full history: human buys/hour, danger share, distribution events, percentile. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Forward-marked signal outcomes WITH a matched control arm: rug rates, checkpoint returns (15m/1h/6h/24h) by risk level and confluence — honesty-graded. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Same KOL confluence feed as kol_signals_live with every row at least 45 minutes old — the evaluation tier. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Live KOL confluence buy/exit signals (≤15 min old): distinct human buyers, strength, rug-risk callouts, momentum — the actionable tier. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Per-wallet outcome statistics for ~300 tracked memecoin KOL wallets — our computed win rates and PnL distributions over observed trades. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Ranked bot leaderboard with eff_n and the luck-ceiling honesty note. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Optimizer status and recent parameter decisions. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Service status: snapshot freshness, product catalog with per-call prices, and the honesty disclaimer. Free.
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}Seven research panels in one call: family correlation + effective-n, edge calibration, insider event study, regime joins, econ calendar, weekly digest, daily alpha cards. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Current signal feed headlines from the lab's signal bus. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}13F institutional holdings rollup: top-held names, filer roster, per-ticker holder counts (top 300). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Launch-snipe paper ledger with a randomized control arm: detect latency, entry efficiency, checkpoint marks per snipe. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Recorded Kalshi SOL-market L2 depth (top-5 levels per side), previous-day and older only (T+1) — we recorded it live; Kalshi publishes no historical depth. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Copy-gradeability verdicts for Solana memecoin wallets: composite scores, consistency, retirement calls (candidate lists withheld). Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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}Cross-source evidence clusters joining price anomalies to specific SEC filings (Form 4 accessions, URLs) — graded, windowed, cited. Paper-trading lab telemetry; All figures are simulated paper dollars from a research lab — not investment advice, not live trading, no real positions. Ranked returns are dominated by luck until effective bet counts (eff_n), calibration and crowding say otherwise.
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